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December 25, 2004
Bureaucracy defeated!
Thanks to the combined efforts of a dedicated group of Santa-supporting parents, friends, and other rebellious parties, Santa has succeeded in overcoming all the obstacles placed in his way by the joyless bureaucrats and politicians who have done their best to prevent his deliveries!
Christmas is saved for the millions of children and adults who still celebrate the joy of the birth of the Christ child - and who reject utterly the Whitehall-promoted claptrap that has threatened to rob this country of this important celebration. A concerted effort has organised a smuggler "railway" which has seen Santa whisked in under the very noses of Immigration Officers, Customs officials, and the HSE Inspectors. His packages and parcels have been disguised as all manner of things and moved from car, to van, to hedgerow, to barns. Private aircraft, helicopters, and even bicycles have been deployed to ensure the old spirit of Christmas is preserved and passed on. Santa has had some strange modes of transport - including heavy haulage vehicles, tractors, and even small boats - but he has been got to all the places he needed to reach, and Christmas has been saved!
Ministers were left fuming at the defeat of their plans and have had to sit down to their Christmas meals knowing that they have lost yet again to the determination of the British people to hold onto their heritage and their traditions.
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL WHO READ THESE RAMBLINGS.
MAY YOU AND ALL YOUR FAMILIES AND FRIENDS ENJOY A BLESSED AND PEACEFUL CHRISTMAS. REMEMBER, TOO, THE GREATEST GIFT EVER ARRIVED IN BETHLEHEM - THE GIFT OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, JESUS BAR JOSEPH, SON OF MARY AND OF THE LIVING GOD TO ALL OF HUMANITY.
IT IS A GIFT WORTH RECEIVING AND A GIFT WE SHOULD ALL CELEBRATE AND GIVE THANKS FOR.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL AT THIS SEASON.
Posted by The Gray Monk at December 25, 2004 02:00 AM
Comments
As long as the ministers involved only got coal instead of presents then all is well...
Posted by: Ozguru at December 29, 2004 09:18 PM