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June 14, 2005

Stress

I enjoy collecting definitions, and sometimes they help when I am in need of a laugh. This one is a firm favourite.

"Stress is the confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's desire to choke the living daylights out of some dim twit who richly deserves it."

There seem to be a lot of the stress-catalytic twits around these days, at least where I am located and earn my daily crust. So it is good to have some stress relief occassionally. I guess we all have this problem, so I hope the definition helps to put it into perspective.

When you next stress out, just remember it's only the conflict between mind and desire.

Posted by The Gray Monk at June 14, 2005 04:51 PM